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Chef McMuseli is Camp Kidney's goat cook. His name is a direct pun on muesli, a popular health food. McMuesli appears to be a health food nut, what one might even call a hippie. He's either vegetarian or totally vegan, drives a van which looks suspiciously like an old VW Bus complete with flowers painted on the side. He would rather serve the camp tofu based food but when the campers revolt against him, he leaves his post to go hiking. He's rather cheerful but also seems to be rather impatient at times, as demonstrated when his meals are made fun of by Lazlo. Voiced by Carlos Alazraqui.